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{
"jokes": [
{
"joke": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"punchline": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"joke": "What do you call fake spaghetti?",

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Remove this joke

"punchline": "An impasta."
},
{
"joke": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?",

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Remove this joke

"punchline": "They don't have the guts."
},
{
"joke": "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
"punchline": "Because it was two-tired."

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Add two more new jokes

},
{
"joke": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?",
"punchline": "Nacho cheese."
}
],
"poems": [
{
"title": "Roses are Red",
"author": "Traditional",
"lines": [
"Roses are red,",
"Violets are blue,",
"Sugar is sweet,",
"And so are you."
]
},
{
"title": "The Road Not Taken (Excerpt)",
"author": "Robert Frost",
"lines": [
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,",
"And sorry I could not travel both"
]
},
{
"title": "Ozymandias",
"author": "Percy Bysshe Shelley",
"lines": [
"I met a traveller from an antique land,",
"Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone",
"Stand in the desert."
]
},
{
"title": "Daffodils",
"author": "William Wordsworth",
"lines": [
"I wandered lonely as a cloud",
"That floats on high o'er vales and hills,"
]
},
{
"title": "Fire and Ice",
"author": "Robert Frost",
"lines": [
"Some say the world will end in fire,",
"Some say in ice."
]
}
]
}