Hey, I'm Shaanif Ahmed, just a simple coder who's probably debugging while you're reading this. I build stuff when I'm not scrolling memes, watching anime, or finding new ways to procrastinate. I'm into tech, automation, gaming, and making jokes about my own code. My life goal? Write code that doesn't make future me question my life choices. I'm basically just a funny developer who likes to roast himself. 😄

• 😴 Currently: Actually working on something (shocking, I know)
• 🧠 Learning: New ways to break my code in creative ways
• 💤 Mission: Write code that doesn't make me facepalm later
• 🤡 Fun Fact: I once spent 2 hours debugging a missing semicolon (true story, I'm not proud)
• 🎭 Special Skill: Making terrible code look intentional
• 🕐 Best Coding Time: When I should be sleeping (classic developer move)

• Secret Weapon: Stack Overflow and a lot of trial and error 🙏
• Allergic To: Documentation and meetings that could've been emails 🌅
• Coding Philosophy: "If it works, don't touch it" 🤷‍♂️
• Debugging Method: Console.log everything, then forget to remove them

• 🎮 Current Project: Something that will probably break in production
• 😴 Sleep Schedule: What's that? (I'm a developer, remember?)
• 🦆 Rubber Duck Therapy: My duck's heard all my code rants (it's seen things)
• 📅 Deployment Strategy: "It works on my machine" (famous last words)
• 🎯 Current Goal: Write code that doesn't make me question my career choices
• 🤖 AI Assistant: "Hey Google, why is my code not working?" (daily ritual)
• 🎬 Anime Status: Currently watching something that's probably affecting my sleep schedule
• 🎮 Gaming Status: "Just one more game" (said 5 hours ago)

• 🎮 Code Game: Write one function, spend 3 hours debugging it
• 🕹️ Challenge: Fork this README, add something funny, and tag me. I'll probably merge it... eventually
• 📚 Learning:
  • JavaScript (still learning, still confused)
  • Python (it's supposed to be easy, right?)
  • CSS (why does centering a div require a PhD?)
  • React (because everyone else is doing it)
• 🍿 Best Coding Snack: Whatever's within arm's reach
• 🏓 Ping Me For: Code help, memes, anime recommendations, or "why is this not working?" rants
• 🎪 Special Talent: Making simple bugs look like complex problems
• 🎬 Anime Recommendations: Always happy to share (even if you didn't ask)
• 🎮 Gaming Sessions: "I'll just play for 30 minutes" (turns into 4 hours)

• 🏆 Survived a regex disaster (and lived to tell the tale)
• 🔍 Fixed a bug by googling for 2 hours (Stack Overflow is my hero)
• 😴 Successfully avoided meetings for weeks (it's an art form)
• 💻 Master of "It works on my machine" excuses
• 🌍 Wrote a "Hello World" that actually worked (once)
• 🎯 Successfully deployed something without breaking production (miracle)
• 🧠 Know enough to be dangerous (but not enough to be useful)
• 🎪 Made a calculator that works (most of the time)
• 🎬 Watched an entire anime season in one sitting (no regrets)
• 🎮 Beat a boss after 47 attempts (persistence is key)

"Code's not broken if you don't test it." – Me, probably "Sleep first, debug later." – Shaanif's Life Mantra "If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in." – Edsger Dijkstra "The best error message is the one that never shows up." – Also me, definitely "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." – My excuse for everything

• I once spent 2 hours debugging a CSS issue that was just a missing semicolon
• My rubber duck has heard more code explanations than my actual colleagues
• I have unread messages from recruiters (I'm popular, I swear)
• My IDE has more extensions than I actually use
• I'm most productive when I should be sleeping
• I can spot a missing bracket from across the room
• I once tried to order food through the terminal (it didn't work)
• I have a collection of error messages that I find oddly beautiful
• I can recite anime openings from memory (it's a talent, okay?)
• I've rage-quit games more times than I've completed them