Are you tired of being an efficient drone, or maybe you just want to burn through your AI funding?
Behold: this package will help you with that.
Gone are the days of excuses like “our code still compiles” or “the machine is currently occupied by the physics department.”
No longer must you justify your slowness, because this package provides the ultimate excuse:
“Our AI is still calculating.”
This package is the perfect response to every insufferable founder or AI enthusiast.
Using it is as easy as writing Go itself.
Powered by the latest innovation in vibe coding, this package leverages the OpenAI API to calculate even the most basic operations.
go get github.com/listnt/vibesFirst, initialize the vibes with your OpenAI API key:
import "github.com/yourname/vibes"
func main() {
vibes.InitVibes("your-api-key")
}Because who needs strings.ToLower when you have GPT-5?
res, err := vibes.ToLower("HELLO WORLD")
fmt.Println(res) // "hello world"Or uppercase
res, err := vibes.ToUpper("wow such vibes")
fmt.Println(res) // "WOW SUCH VIBES"Basic arithmetic, but make it AI-powered.
sum, _ := vibes.Add(3, 5) // 8
diff, _ := vibes.Sub(10, 4) // 6
prod, _ := vibes.Mult(6, 7) // 42
quot, _ := vibes.Div(20, 5) // 4Sorting arrays is so passé. Let vibes do it.
arr := []int64{42, 7, 88, 15, 63}
sorted, _ := vibes.Sort(arr)
fmt.Println(sorted) // [7 15 42 63 88]Why compute Fibonacci locally when you can pay for inference?
func TestFibonacci(t *testing.T) {
vibes.InitVibes("your-key-here")
fibNumbers := []int64{1, 1}
for i := 0; i < 29-2; i++ {
newFib, err := vibes.Add(fibNumbers[len(fibNumbers)-1], fibNumbers[len(fibNumbers)-2])
if err != nil {
t.Fatal(err)
}
fibNumbers = append(fibNumbers, newFib)
}
if fibNumbers[len(fibNumbers)-1] != 514229 {
t.Fatal("failed to calc fib sequence")
}
}This package is intentionally inefficient. If you actually use this in production, your CFO will personally hunt you down.