You deploy. We deploy. Nobody blinks.

A loose coalition of mass-deployers, chronic force-pushers, and people who think "it worked once" is a valid QA process. We're not a team. We're a standoff.

1. First Strike Capability — We deploy on Fridays.
2. No First Use (Abandoned) — Tests are for cowards.
3. Deterrence — If our code breaks prod, your code breaks prod.
4. Détente — Achieved temporarily via YAML.

• The Geneva Convention on Code Reviews
• The Non-Proliferation of Console Logs Treaty
• The Strategic Arms Reduction of Tech Debt (START)
• The Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty (literally)

If you've ever mass-clicked "Accept" on AI suggestions, mass-merged without reading, or mass-deployed something that compiled exactly once — you're already one of us.

"Now I am become Dev, the mass-deployer of worlds."
— J. Robert Overengineerer

In prod we trust. In staging, we don't have staging.