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Pickup.js
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function impressCrush() {
var pickupLines = [
"Are you a ghost train? Because i am going to scream when i ride you.",
"Are you a book? Because i wanna take page number 69 without your permission.",
"Are you a gym trainer? Because i have one muscle that needs a lot of work.",
"Are you a school? Because i wanna put my kids in you.",
"If your right leg is christmas and your left leg is new year? Can i visit between the holidays?",
"May i be the first one to open the door which can't be closed again!",
"Kiss me if I am wrong but dinosaurs still exist,right?",
"Do you think karma is not real? I know some karma-sutra that might change your mind.",
"Are you an umbrella.? I urgently need to be under you.",
"Your legs may be tired,you can keep it on my shoulders.",
"Are you into tricks or treats? Because I can do both.",
"I’m not an electrician, but I can light up your day.",
"Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put 'mine'?",
"Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I match with you again?",
"Are you a piano, Because i wanna use my fingers to play with you until you make beautiful noice.",
"There are many eggs in the world, but i want to fertilize yours.",
"I'm like a firefighter i find hot and leave them wet.",
"Are you cigarette? Because i am have an urge to feel you with my fingers.",
"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.",
"Are you a sports bike? Because i wanna ride you faster.",
"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile",
"Are you an artist? Because you are really good at drawing me in.",
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.",
"Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.",
"Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
"Are you a time traveler? Because I can not imagine my future without you.",
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?",
"If you were a cat, you had purr-fect.",
"Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.",
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!",
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?",
"If you were words on a page, you had be fine print.",
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!",
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?",
"If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.",
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
"If you were a cat, you had purr-fect.",
"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?",
"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.",
"Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.",
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber! ",
"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?",
"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.",
"Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.",
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!",
"Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.",
"Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
"Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.",
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?",
"If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.",
"Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.",
"Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.",
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?",
"If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.",
"Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.",
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!",
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?",
"If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.",
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
"If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.",
"Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.",
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!",
"Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.",
"Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
"Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.",
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?",
"If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.",
"Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.",
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!",
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?",
"If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.",
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
"If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.",
"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?",
"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.",
"Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.",
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!",
"Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.",
"Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.",
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.",
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got Fine written all over you.",
"If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.",
"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.",
"Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.",
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
"Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.",
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!",
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?",
"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.",
"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?",
"If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.",
"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.",
"Excuse me, I think you dropped something: MY JAW!",
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!",
"If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.",
"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?",
"Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s'more.",
"Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.",
];
var pickupLine = pickupLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * pickupLines.length)];
document.getElementById("pickup-line").innerText = pickupLine;
}