From 58004acd063ac6f62eea3aa64e825a558a13f2a6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Vladimir Dyagilev <32380496+vdyagilev@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Sun, 1 Oct 2017 14:19:49 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Created hello_world in Shakespeare hello_world in Shakespeare programming language, learn more @ http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/report/shakespeare/ --- hello_world.spl | 89 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 89 insertions(+) create mode 100644 hello_world.spl diff --git a/hello_world.spl b/hello_world.spl new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4d5c10e --- /dev/null +++ b/hello_world.spl @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +Hello World Program in Shakespeare. + +Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience. +Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace. +Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet. +Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S. + + + Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery. + + Scene I: The insulting of Romeo. + +[Enter Hamlet and Romeo] + +Hamlet: + You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! + You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave + hero and thyself! Speak your mind! + + You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty + old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's + day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the + sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind! + + You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference + between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind. + + Speak your mind! + +[Exit Romeo] + + Scene II: The praising of Juliet. + +[Enter Juliet] + +Hamlet: + Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his + black cat! Speak thy mind! + +[Exit Juliet] + + Scene III: The praising of Ophelia. + +[Enter Ophelia] + +Hamlet: + Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing + bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind! + + Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky + and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as + the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind! + +[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet] + + + Act II: Behind Hamlet's back. + + Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation. + +[Enter Romeo and Juliet] + +Romeo: + Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the + difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your + mind! + +Juliet: + Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the + difference between the square of the difference between my little pony + and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little + codpiece. Speak your mind! + +[Exit Romeo] + + Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation. + +[Enter Ophelia] + +Juliet: + Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small + furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind! + +Ophelia: + Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the + difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak + your mind! + +[Exeunt]