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applications where reliability is critical, i.e., nuclear power stations,
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systems. The next rocket to go astray as a result of a programming language
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error may not be an exploratory space rocket on a harmless trip to Venus:
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- Perfection is acheived only on the point of collapse.
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The control program manager had 150 men. He asserted that they could prepare
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the specifications, with the architecture team coordinating; it would be
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the architecture team did it, his 150 men would sit twiddling their thumbs
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for ten months.
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is and will always be a wild animal.
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selection. We will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we
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can be. Within one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves
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unrecognizably.
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ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
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the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
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pervading all spheres of Western industrial society can be remedied only
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by a change in our world view. We shall have to shift from the materialistic,
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dualistic belief that people and their environment are separate, toward a
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experiencing ego, a reality in which people feel their oneness with animate
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nature and all of creation.
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influence our consciousness, the innermost essence of our being. The history
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of LSD to date amply demonstrates the catastrophic consequences that can
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ensue when its profound effect is misjudged and the substance is mistaken
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experience.
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they prevailed with irrefutable data. More often, egregious findings that
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neuroscience. Before abandoning materialist theories of mind that have paid
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Conviction", edited by Philip Berman
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people who doubt experts can also believe any quackery, from the benefits of
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music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the
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chosen mode of existence!"
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[email protected] )
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