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 <h1 aria-hidden="true" id="lol">wat</h1>
 </div>
 <p>*Warning, this page not safe for consumption on US-bound American Airlines flights
-<p>**phiggins points out that Crockford might be holding a detonation device
-<p>Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jsconf/4575469297/">jsconf</a>
+<p>**esty-talk-ified by placenamehere
+<p>Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/placenamehere/5663055774/">placenamehere</a>
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 p { text-align: center; }
 body {background-color: #333;}
 img {margin:35px 0 0;box-shadow: 0 0 55px rgba(255,255,255,0.5);}
 h1 {
-  width:513px;text-align:center;position:absolute;top:70px;left:15px;
-  color:#fff;font-family: BaskerVille;font-size:165px;margin:0;
-  text-shadow: 0 0 2px white, 0 0 1px rgba( 0, 0, 0, .6 );
-  -o-transform: rotate(-1deg); -webkit-transform: rotate(-1deg); -moz-transform: rotate(-1deg); -ms-transform: rotate(-1deg); transform: rotate(-1deg); 
+  width:513px;text-align:center;position:absolute;top:170px;left:12px;
+  color:rgba(255,255,255,0.95);font-family: BaskerVille;font-size:49px;margin:0;
+  text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(255,255,255,0.8);
+  -o-transform: rotate(12deg) skew(13deg, 2deg) scale(0.8,1.3); -webkit-transform: rotate(12deg) skew(13deg, 2deg) scale(0.8,1.3); -moz-transform: rotate(12deg) skew(13deg, 2deg) scale(0.8,1.3); -ms-transform: rotate(12deg) skew(13deg, 2deg) scale(0.8,1.3); transform: rotate(12deg) skew(13deg, 2deg) scale(0.8,1.3);
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