From f3479448528c93fe16f999bcd150bdc41c32676b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 03:01:12 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 1/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 3 +++ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index 7aff930..65fb28c 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -1698,3 +1698,6 @@ - :c: As soon as you agree on the number of spaces for indentation, no-one argues for tabs. :a: Alvar Lumberg + + + From a1b3e46f10c4f9c0c5ebf66fb14e438d7cf0c7fc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 03:18:37 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 2/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 31 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 31 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index 65fb28c..73332ee 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -1699,5 +1699,36 @@ - :c: As soon as you agree on the number of spaces for indentation, no-one argues for tabs. :a: Alvar Lumberg +- :c: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow. + :a: Eric S. Raymond + +- :c: Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? + :a: Brian Kernighan + +- :c: The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements. + :a: Brian Kernighan + +- :c: From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it. + :a: Grace Hopper + +- :c: Testing can only prove the presence of bugs, not their absence. + :a: Edsger W. Dijkstra + +- :c: If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. + :a: Edsger W. Dijkstra + +- :c: bug, n: An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect. The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed. + :a: + +- :c: Much to the surprise of the builders of the first digital computers, programs written for them usually did not work. + :a: Rodney Brooks + +- :c: Even perfect program verification can only establish that a program meets its specification. […] Much of the essence of building a program is in fact the debugging of the specification. + :a: Fred Brooks + + + + + From 74a79dd6e427ce979a4d562c9d6f59cdb15256c1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 03:39:32 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 3/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 18 ++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 18 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index 73332ee..1516ad2 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -1725,6 +1725,24 @@ - :c: Even perfect program verification can only establish that a program meets its specification. […] Much of the essence of building a program is in fact the debugging of the specification. :a: Fred Brooks + +- :c: When someone says: "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done", give him a lollipop. + :a: Alan J. Perlis + +- :c: The main activity of programming is not the origination of new independent programs, but in the integration, modification, and explanation of existing ones. + :a: Terry Winograd + +- :c: Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. + :a: Gerald Weinberg + +- :c: Asking for efficiency and adaptability in the same program is like asking for a beautiful and modest wife. Although beauty and modesty have been known to occur in the same woman, we'll probably have to settle for one or the other. At least that's better than neither. + :a: Gerald M. Weinberg + +- :c: There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. + :a: C.A.R. Hoare + +- :c: Zawinski's Law: Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can. + :a: Jamie Zawinski From ec216b329dec6972b6bb56cb0427865a2efa8e29 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 03:47:14 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 4/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 3 +++ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index 1516ad2..cecf90f 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -1743,6 +1743,9 @@ - :c: Zawinski's Law: Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can. :a: Jamie Zawinski + +- :c: One day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, "What is that, swearing?" + :a: Larry Wall From 2caec115330e746ce35b6655b5f9f324aa2b654f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:04:15 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 5/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 4 ++++ 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index cecf90f..bc448d7 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -24,6 +24,10 @@ - :c: A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. :a: Mitch Ratcliffe +- :c: Hope That Firewall works because your screwed... + :a: Hacker + + - :c: Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff. :a: Cory Doctorow From 80f7257450516b37c69dc8d88db51cbf47edb95e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:16:23 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 6/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 3 +++ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index bc448d7..dd0430b 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -23,6 +23,9 @@ - :c: A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. :a: Mitch Ratcliffe + +- :c: But we are HACKERS and hackers have black terminals with green font colors + :a: J. Nunemaker - :c: Hope That Firewall works because your screwed... :a: Hacker From 039a352dd34f51b43e287253e5707f17ee72d1ae Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:19:38 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 7/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 3 +++ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index dd0430b..bf177c0 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -1753,6 +1753,9 @@ - :c: One day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, "What is that, swearing?" :a: Larry Wall + +- :c: There's no place like 127.0.0.1 + :a: Anonymous From 991f030174133568f3b58796cb8e99c8f3b7cc4c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Shubham Soin Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2016 12:31:48 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 8/8] Update quotes.yaml --- quotes.yaml | 6 +++++- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/quotes.yaml b/quotes.yaml index bf177c0..2ec3abd 100644 --- a/quotes.yaml +++ b/quotes.yaml @@ -1756,7 +1756,11 @@ - :c: There's no place like 127.0.0.1 :a: Anonymous - + +- :c: Good programmers think that they might do good if they try, but bad programmers just know that they're good. + Good programmers suspect that there's always room for improvement, and they look for it. Bad programmers are complacent. + Good programmers learn and get better. Good programmers are mindful that there are many ways that things can be better: shorter code, more readable and maintainable code, neater code, a more elegant expression of the algorithm, a lower bug count, or simply producing code faster. + :a: Anonymous