diff --git a/lib/transcript.yml b/lib/transcript.yml
index 5d5f608b..2ea06121 100644
--- a/lib/transcript.yml
+++ b/lib/transcript.yml
@@ -107,6 +107,7 @@ greetings:
   - I have a feeling you're going to like what you see today.
   - Hey there! You look like you could use some help.
   - Oh, hello! How can I help you have a GARBAGE day?
+  - You've tried the best. Now buy the rest! Capt'n trashbeards' well-used wares!
 lotsOfBells:
   - icon:question|you... really like that bell, don't you?
   - icon:holdingEars|ok, you can stop clicking that now...