Everything devolves into silliness
In capitalism, that is to say, all that is solid melts into PR.
— Mark Fisher, Capitalist Realism
This is a generator for product descriptions of our time. It uses the product descriptions taken from the most ridicouls categories of product to amuse you.
Click on the next button to generate a new sentence. If you access this website via the dat:// protocol in beaker browser you can also like it and add your choice of sentence to the corpus.