diff --git a/.gitmodules b/.gitmodules
index 214fc15f7..26ba6aee2 100644
--- a/.gitmodules
+++ b/.gitmodules
@@ -123,7 +123,7 @@
 	url = https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/base/trace_event/common.git
 [submodule "protobuf"]
 	path = lib-protocol/protobuf
-	url = https://chromium.googlesource.com/external/github.com/google/protobuf
+	url = https://github.com/protocolbuffers/protobuf.git
 [submodule "jinja2"]
 	path = min-v8/jinja2
 	url = https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/third_party/jinja2.git
@@ -259,3 +259,6 @@
 [submodule "simdutf"]
 	path = srv-worker/simdutf
 	url = https://github.com/simdutf/simdutf.git
+[submodule "fast_float"]
+	path = min-v8/fast_float
+	url = https://github.com/fastfloat/fast_float.git
diff --git a/env/output.mk b/env/output.mk
index 4f914f4c7..c4ebe3c7c 100644
--- a/env/output.mk
+++ b/env/output.mk
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ $(output)/%.cc.o: $$(specific) $$(folder).cc $$(code)
 	$(specific)
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
 	@echo [CC] $(target)/$(arch) $<
-	$(call compile,cxx,c++,-std=c++17)
+	$(call compile,cxx,c++,-std=c++20)
 
 $(output)/%.c++.o: $$(specific) $$(folder).c++ $$(code)
 	$(specific)
diff --git a/lib-protocol/boringtun b/lib-protocol/boringtun
index e183afa09..b07142b38 160000
--- a/lib-protocol/boringtun
+++ b/lib-protocol/boringtun
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit e183afa0953d0b40d531f35e4af35a79d4ba9346
+Subproject commit b07142b38d51095ab7d7830db42d5f7e91c2bacf
diff --git a/lib-protocol/c-ares b/lib-protocol/c-ares
index 67abe5c57..a8c091750 160000
--- a/lib-protocol/c-ares
+++ b/lib-protocol/c-ares
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 67abe5c5737fffad25ef7eec477e67dc610119ef
+Subproject commit a8c091750d4db206ead3555b9a18e238525d7ca8
diff --git a/lib-protocol/curl b/lib-protocol/curl
index b723f6a44..24085b53c 160000
--- a/lib-protocol/curl
+++ b/lib-protocol/curl
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit b723f6a445b4d5757db915fe9946158e4158def4
+Subproject commit 24085b53c632c131a5a5da755fb2687cda365b3f
diff --git a/lib-protocol/protobuf.mk b/lib-protocol/protobuf.mk
index 6ef28dfdb..971dd68cb 100644
--- a/lib-protocol/protobuf.mk
+++ b/lib-protocol/protobuf.mk
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ protoc := $(output)/protoc
 
 $(output)/protobuf/%.o: $(pwd/protobuf)/src/google/protobuf/%.cc
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
-	clang++ -stdlib=libc++ -c -std=c++11 -o $@ -DHAVE_PTHREAD -I$(pwd/protobuf)/src -Isrc $<
+	clang++ -stdlib=libc++ -c -std=c++20 -o $@ -DHAVE_PTHREAD -I$(pwd/protobuf)/src -Isrc $<
 
 $(protoc): $(patsubst $(pwd/protobuf)/src/google/protobuf/%.cc,$(output)/protobuf/%.o,$(shell echo $(pwd/protobuf)/src/google/protobuf/{,compiler/{,cpp/,csharp/,java/,js/,objectivec/,php/,python/,ruby/},io/,stubs/}!(*test*|*mock*).cc))
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
@@ -46,3 +46,6 @@ $(foreach ext,cc h,$$(output)/pb$(1)/%.pb.$(ext)): $(2)/%.proto $$(protoc)
 pflags += -I$(2)
 cflags += -I$(output)/pb$(1)
 endef
+
+# XXX: this is only because I'm using an old protobuf
+cflags/$(pwd/protobuf)/ += -Wno-deprecated-pragma
diff --git a/lib-shared/abseil-cpp b/lib-shared/abseil-cpp
index 27a0c7308..917bfee46 160000
--- a/lib-shared/abseil-cpp
+++ b/lib-shared/abseil-cpp
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 27a0c7308f04e4560fabe5a7beca837e8f3f2c5b
+Subproject commit 917bfee46514a1da47df74265571f47700922c0a
diff --git a/min-boringssl/boringssl b/min-boringssl/boringssl
index 76968bb3d..83fc0d94d 160000
--- a/min-boringssl/boringssl
+++ b/min-boringssl/boringssl
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 76968bb3d53982560bcf08bcd0ba3e1865fe15cd
+Subproject commit 83fc0d94d7040544480d42db01554f2421cfc081
diff --git a/min-http3/ngtcp2 b/min-http3/ngtcp2
index 14b980930..7698761e1 160000
--- a/min-http3/ngtcp2
+++ b/min-http3/ngtcp2
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 14b9809301c25ed6d361cc4da8c14863bab5a37d
+Subproject commit 7698761e13af544f03b8da8c35eefced013c32ee
diff --git a/min-icu4c/icu b/min-icu4c/icu
index 44ea9278b..06a23f8d3 160000
--- a/min-icu4c/icu
+++ b/min-icu4c/icu
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 44ea9278b97768ee8c5df9d247f9afd43be1ed52
+Subproject commit 06a23f8d37ce0c3a985bb676cbc05eb7bd5f3573
diff --git a/min-jinja2cpp/expected-lite b/min-jinja2cpp/expected-lite
index 5b5caad7c..48e5e2294 160000
--- a/min-jinja2cpp/expected-lite
+++ b/min-jinja2cpp/expected-lite
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 5b5caad7cd57d5ba3ca796bf1521b131d73ca405
+Subproject commit 48e5e2294689eac07fc5ae6784355941e9add475
diff --git a/min-pcre2/pcre2 b/min-pcre2/pcre2
index 82ebebfd0..3284ccce2 160000
--- a/min-pcre2/pcre2
+++ b/min-pcre2/pcre2
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 82ebebfd0dad4f84c4d8ac5a9dd267add1272315
+Subproject commit 3284ccce22e4d7d12c4c915332ed5eff587e65e3
diff --git a/min-v8/extra/third_party/fast_float/src b/min-v8/extra/third_party/fast_float/src
new file mode 120000
index 000000000..8f322d2b5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/min-v8/extra/third_party/fast_float/src
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+../../../fast_float
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/min-v8/fast_float b/min-v8/fast_float
new file mode 160000
index 000000000..e800cabe4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/min-v8/fast_float
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+Subproject commit e800cabe48831775b401816cf1f72fdc432f40ae
diff --git a/min-v8/target.mk b/min-v8/target.mk
index a341ed829..11a3665af 100644
--- a/min-v8/target.mk
+++ b/min-v8/target.mk
@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@ v8all := $(patsubst ./%,$(pwd/v8)/src/%,$(shell cd $(pwd/v8)/src && find . \
     -path "./third_party" -prune -o \
     -path "./tracing" -prune -o \
     -path "./wasm/fuzzing" -prune -o \
+    -path "./wasm/interpreter" -prune -o \
     \
     ! -path "./builtins/generate-bytecodes-builtins-list.cc" \
     ! -path "./regexp/gen-regexp-special-case.cc" \
@@ -73,6 +74,7 @@ v8src := $(filter-out \
     %_win.cc \
     %-win.cc \
     %-win64.cc \
+    %_zos.cc \
 ,$(v8all))
 
 # XXX: this is a mess that I need to clean up
@@ -145,7 +147,7 @@ vflags += -DV8_WIN64_UNWINDING_INFO
 
 ifeq ($(bits/$(machine)),64)
 #vflags += -DV8_COMPRESS_POINTERS
-#vflags += -DV8_COMPRESS_POINTERS_IN_ISOLATE_CAGE
+#vflags += -DV8_COMPRESS_POINTERS_IN_MULTIPLE_CAGES
 #vflags += -DV8_SHORT_BUILTIN_CALLS
 endif
 
@@ -184,7 +186,7 @@ vflags += -include cstdint
 
 $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/gen-regexp-special-case: $(pwd)/v8/src/regexp/gen-regexp-special-case.cc $(pwd)/fatal.cc $(output)/icu4c/lib/libicuuc.a $(output)/icu4c/lib/libicudata.a
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
-	clang++ -std=c++17 -pthread -o $@ $^ $(vflags) $(icu4c) -ldl -m$(bits/$(machine))
+	clang++ -std=c++20 -pthread -o $@ $^ $(vflags) $(icu4c) -ldl -m$(bits/$(machine))
 
 $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/special-case.cc: $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/gen-regexp-special-case
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
@@ -197,7 +199,7 @@ source += $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/special-case.cc
 
 $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/generate-bytecodes-builtins-list: $(pwd)/v8/src/builtins/generate-bytecodes-builtins-list.cc $(pwd)/v8/src/interpreter/bytecodes.cc $(pwd)/v8/src/interpreter/bytecode-operands.cc $(pwd)/fatal.cc
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
-	clang++ -std=c++17 -pthread -o $@ $^ $(vflags) -m$(bits/$(machine))
+	clang++ -std=c++20 -pthread -o $@ $^ $(vflags) -m$(bits/$(machine))
 
 $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/builtins-generated/bytecodes-builtins-list.h: $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/generate-bytecodes-builtins-list
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
@@ -216,7 +218,7 @@ torque := $(patsubst ./%,%,$(sort $(shell cd $(pwd)/v8 && find . -name '*.tq')))
 $(output)/$(pwd/v8)/torque: $(wildcard $(pwd)/v8/src/torque/*.cc) $(pwd)/fatal.cc
 	@rm -rf $(dir $@)
 	@mkdir -p $(dir $@)
-	clang++ -std=c++17 -pthread -o $@ $^ $(vflags) -m$(bits/$(machine))
+	clang++ -std=c++20 -pthread -o $@ $^ $(vflags) -m$(bits/$(machine))
 
 tqsrc := $(patsubst %.tq,%-tq-csa.cc,$(torque))
 tqsrc += class-debug-readers.cc
@@ -276,6 +278,8 @@ cflags/$(pwd/v8)/ += -Wno-builtin-assume-aligned-alignment
 # XXX: they might have already changed many of these cases
 cflags/$(pwd/v8)/ += -Wno-unused-but-set-variable
 
+cflags/$(pwd/v8)/ += -Wno-unneeded-internal-declaration
+
 cflags += -Wno-invalid-offsetof
 
 archive += $(pwd/v8)/
diff --git a/min-v8/v8 b/min-v8/v8
index 6e6fa86d3..7075674f2 160000
--- a/min-v8/v8
+++ b/min-v8/v8
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 6e6fa86d3390564ffcc140df5d97a10ce9cb1cec
+Subproject commit 7075674f24f09d3b30913710a31e8793c131000a
diff --git a/min-webrtc/webrtc b/min-webrtc/webrtc
index 849549d40..9ab2ac126 160000
--- a/min-webrtc/webrtc
+++ b/min-webrtc/webrtc
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 849549d40304890255f6033d13c2646e3bfb6ebb
+Subproject commit 9ab2ac126dfee8270dd9221ad181a0661cfada89
diff --git a/min-zlib/libz b/min-zlib/libz
index c7678ba8a..7e2e4d7c6 160000
--- a/min-zlib/libz
+++ b/min-zlib/libz
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit c7678ba8af4577e45023b35ae96b6b71efa0acf7
+Subproject commit 7e2e4d7c659e9e9d1080587c75c786fe207f2e71
diff --git a/modules b/modules
index 521ebabd6..a2a4d22bb 100755
--- a/modules
+++ b/modules
@@ -30,6 +30,7 @@ head[min-v8/v8]=$(sed -e '/url = "https:\/\/github.com\/v8\/v8\//!d;s/^.*\///;s/
 # XXX: https://github.com/jinja2cpp/Jinja2Cpp/issues/257
 # llvm-project (libcxx/libcxxabi) is stuck due to me being bored of this
 # openvpn3 is stuck due to external transport factory breaking OPENVPN_LOG
+# protobuf is stuck due to their build system being extremely annoying :/
 
 git submodule foreach -q 'echo $displaypath' | while read -r sub; do (
     cd "${sub}"
diff --git a/srv-worker/simdutf b/srv-worker/simdutf
index d5d3ec212..e620e4354 160000
--- a/srv-worker/simdutf
+++ b/srv-worker/simdutf
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit d5d3ec21205b9ef32807785497332e34baca95b9
+Subproject commit e620e4354be165222eb71f2da8fdb0ed8e4d0ed3
diff --git a/srv-worker/workerd b/srv-worker/workerd
index d77b0fa08..a8c1bf917 160000
--- a/srv-worker/workerd
+++ b/srv-worker/workerd
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit d77b0fa083318952e6f6d556040e7a1d5eeb9b84
+Subproject commit a8c1bf917d59128c3ba680faa1fb44a05c9c5a20
diff --git a/vpn-shared/libssh b/vpn-shared/libssh
index 861590192..d2e5b69b0 160000
--- a/vpn-shared/libssh
+++ b/vpn-shared/libssh
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 861590192fed3627e80605be080f79aa2678a005
+Subproject commit d2e5b69b025fce75fb67a0135c4febd9711834e0