TheUnServer/app.py at master · KilnOfTheSecondFlame/TheUnServer · GitHub

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from flask import Flask, render_template
from werkzeug.exceptions import HTTPException
import random

app = Flask(__name__)

errors = {
    701: "Meh",
    702: "Emacs",
    703: "Explosion",
    704: "Goto Fail",
    705: "I wrote the code and missed the necessary validation by an oversight",
    706: "Delete Your Account",
    707: "Can't quit vi",
    710: "PHP",
    711: "Convenience Store",
    712: "NoSQL",
    718: "I am not a teapot",
    719: "Haskell",
    720: "Unpossible",
    721: "Known Unknowns",
    722: "Unknown Unknowns",
    723: "Tricky",
    724: "This line should be unreachable",
    725: "It works on my machine",
    726: "It's a feature, not a bug",
    727: "32 bits is plenty",
    728: "It works in my timezone",
    730: "Fucking npm",
    731: "Fucking Rubygems",
    732: "Fucking Unic&#128169;de",
    733: "Fucking Deadlocks",
    734: "Fucking Deferreds",
    736: "Fucking Race Conditions",
    735: "Fucking IE",
    737: "FuckThreadsing",
    738: "Fucking Exactly-once Delivery",
    739: "Fucking Windows",
    750: "Didn't bother to compile it",
    753: "Syntax Error",
    754: "Too many semi-colons",
    755: "Not enough semi-colons",
    756: "Insufficiently polite",
    757: "Excessively polite",
    759: 'Unexpected "T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM"',
    761: "Hungover",
    762: "Stoned",
    763: "Under-Caffeinated",
    764: "Over-Caffeinated",
    765: "Railscamp",
    766: "Sober",
    767: "Drunk",
    768: "Accidentally Took Sleeping Pills Instead Of Migraine Pills During Crunch Week",
    771: "Cached for too long",
    772: "Not cached long enough",
    773: "Not cached at all",
    774: "Why was this cached?",
    775: "Out of cash",
    776: "Error on the Exception",
    777: "Coincidence",
    778: "Off By One Error",
    779: "Off By Too Many To Count Error",
    780: "Project owner not responding",
    781: "Operations",
    782: "QA",
    783: "It was a customer request, honestly",
    784: "Management, obviously",
    785: "TPS Cover Sheet not attached",
    786: "Try it now",
    787: "Further Funding Required",
    788: "Designer's final designs weren't",
    789: "Not my department",
    791: "The Internet shut down due to copyright restrictions",
    792: "Climate change driven catastrophic weather event",
    793: "Zombie Apocalypse",
    794: "Someone let PG near a REPL",
    795: "#heartbleed (see 705)",
    796: "Some DNS fuckery idno",
    797: "This is the last page of the Internet.  Go back",
    798: "I checked the db backups cupboard and the cupboard was bare",
    799: "End of the world"
}


@app.route('/')
def index():
    return error(random.choice(list(errors)))


def error_html(error_number):
    return render_template('error.html', error_number=error_number, error_description=errors[error_number])


def error(error_code):
    exception = HTTPException()
    exception.description = errors[error_code]
    exception.code = error_code
    return exception


if __name__ == '__main__':
    app.run(debug=True, port=5000)