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module.exports = [["Mon Oct 01 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Philippe is standing on it", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012001"], ["Tue Oct 02 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Téodor's birthday presents", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10022001"], ["Wed Oct 03 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "The new catalog has arrived", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10032001"], ["Thu Oct 04 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Who ate my 'shrooms?", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10042001"], ["Fri Oct 05 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "A call to Modemtown", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052001"], ["Mon Oct 08 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Someone is at the door", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082001"], ["Tue Oct 09 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Achewood ca. 1902", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10092001"], ["Wed Oct 10 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Bedtime", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10102001"], ["Thu Oct 11 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Philippe has a Walkman", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112001"], ["Fri Oct 12 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Lie Bot", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10122001"], ["Mon Oct 15 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Philippe's mouth", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10152001"], ["Tue Oct 16 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "The backyard gig", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10162001"], ["Wed Oct 17 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Téodor in the chat room", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10172001"], ["Thu Oct 18 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Guest-starring Lyle", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10182001"], ["Fri Oct 19 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "That's how the Internet works", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10192001"], ["Mon Oct 22 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Liquor Cabinet Taste Test", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10222001"], ["Tue Oct 23 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "A Curious Therapy", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10232001"], ["Wed Oct 24 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "Lie Bot redux - A Visitor", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10242001"], ["Thu Oct 25 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "The miniature golf hole", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10252001"], ["Fri Oct 26 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "A discussion on AIDS", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10262001"], ["Mon Oct 29 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Web Designer", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10292001"], ["Tue Oct 30 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Lie Bot's Shoes", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10302001"], ["Wed Oct 31 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Halloween", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10312001"], ["Thu Nov 01 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "A question of female anatomy", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11012001"], ["Fri Nov 02 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Sick in bed all day", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11022001"], ["Mon Nov 05 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11052001"], ["Tue Nov 06 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Ordering a pizza", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11062001"], ["Wed Nov 07 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Orange creamsicle alcohol drink", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11072001"], ["Thu Nov 08 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Poker", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11082001"], ["Fri Nov 09 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Antiques Road Show", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11092001"], ["Mon Nov 12 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Humans Show", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11122001"], ["Tue Nov 13 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "He is strange in his sleep", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11132001"], ["Wed Nov 14 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd the Squirrel", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11142001"], ["Thu Nov 15 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "International relations primer", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11152001"], ["Fri Nov 16 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Téodor has met a girl!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11162001"], ["Mon Nov 19 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Scrabble", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11192001"], ["Tue Nov 20 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd the Squirrel: Prayers", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11202001"], ["Wed Nov 21 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd's new van", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11212001"], ["Thu Nov 22 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "A terrible Thanksgiving", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11222001"], ["Fri Nov 23 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Closure", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11232001"], ["Mon Nov 26 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Three's company", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11262001"], ["Tue Nov 27 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Replacement Characters", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11272001"], ["Wed Nov 28 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Kisses", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11282001"], ["Thu Nov 29 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Penny_in_a_fountain", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11292001"], ["Fri Nov 30 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Starting the old car", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=11302001"], ["Mon Dec 03 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "I'm deformed", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12032001"], ["Tue Dec 04 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Silk Robe", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042001"], ["Wed Dec 05 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "A change of operating systems", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12052001"], ["Thu Dec 06 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd; open mic nite", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062001"], ["Fri Dec 07 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Cutlery ads; bourbon", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12072001"], ["Mon Dec 10 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Bloopers and outtakes", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102001"], ["Tue Dec 11 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Dreams of good people", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112001"], ["Wed Dec 12 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "I am too drunk to drive", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122001"], ["Thu Dec 13 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Gearbox Symphony", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132001"], ["Fri Dec 14 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "An issue of cussing", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142001"], ["Mon Dec 17 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Mousse/She's getting closer", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12172001"], ["Tue Dec 18 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "A dangerously good haircut", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12182001"], ["Wed Dec 19 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Waiting for Penny", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12192001"], ["Thu Dec 20 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Lyle's pensive morning moment", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12202001"], ["Fri Dec 21 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12212001"], ["Mon Dec 24 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Afterlife", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12242001"], ["Tue Dec 25 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Merry Christmas With Teodor", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12252001"], ["Wed Dec 26 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The unfinished strip", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12262001"], ["Thu Dec 27 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Belated Christmas strip", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12272001"], ["Fri Dec 28 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Old home movies", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12282001"], ["Mon Dec 31 2001 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "New Years' Eve with Mr. Bear", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312001"], ["Wed Jan 02 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "I Love My Fat Son", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01022002"], ["Thu Jan 03 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "There is a snake in the yard", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01032002"], ["Fri Jan 04 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Hand-held fan", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01042002"], ["Mon Jan 07 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "We attempt a knock-knock joke!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01072002"], ["Tue Jan 08 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Kung Foo", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082002"], ["Wed Jan 09 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Van Practice", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01092002"], ["Thu Jan 10 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The dirtiest dudes in town", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102002"], ["Fri Jan 11 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Chillin' by the window", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112002"], ["Mon Jan 14 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Dirty-talk montage", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01142002"], ["Tue Jan 15 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "At Ray's crib", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01152002"], ["Wed Jan 16 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Ketel One", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01162002"], ["Thu Jan 17 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Téodor's dream", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01172002"], ["Fri Jan 18 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Cutting Room Floor #1", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01182002"], ["Mon Jan 21 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Mr. Smuckles is missing", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01212002"], ["Tue Jan 22 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Brain practice", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01222002"], ["Wed Jan 23 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The terrible fear", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01232002"], ["Thu Jan 24 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Man, it was a only vasectomy", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01242002"], ["Fri Jan 25 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Hey, you're the best!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002"], ["Mon Jan 28 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "We're into education now.", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01282002"], ["Tue Jan 29 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Philippe's mom phones", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01292002"], ["Wed Jan 30 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Political cartoonists are all hacks", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01302002"], ["Thu Jan 31 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Ray's problem in the kitchen", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312002"], ["Fri Feb 01 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd's natural enemy", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02012002"], ["Mon Feb 04 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "french fry", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042002"], ["Tue Feb 05 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "french fry - big dreams", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02052002"], ["Wed Feb 06 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "french fry - more dreams", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02062002"], ["Thu Feb 07 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "french fry - new pants", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02072002"], ["Fri Feb 08 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "french fry - aid", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02082002"], ["Mon Feb 11 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Color Monday!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02112002"], ["Tue Feb 12 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Ordering pizza in English", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02122002"], ["Wed Feb 13 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Pork Chops", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02132002"], ["Thu Feb 14 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Today was a re-run.", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02142002"], ["Fri Feb 15 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "An ad", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02152002"], ["Tue Feb 19 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Lie Bot: Civic Infrastructure", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192002"], ["Wed Feb 20 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "eBay shopper: Let's Slam!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202002"], ["Thu Feb 21 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Neatest person in Heaven", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212002"], ["Fri Feb 22 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Who will yell at God", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02222002"], ["Mon Feb 25 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Lie Bot in the garage", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02252002"], ["Tue Feb 26 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "...Boned?", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02262002"], ["Wed Feb 27 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Pat is mad with Ray", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02272002"], ["Thu Feb 28 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Lyle is not impressed with Todd's saxophone music", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02282002"], ["Fri Mar 01 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Tina's Birthday", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03012002"], ["Mon Mar 04 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd's theft from Ray", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03042002"], ["Tue Mar 05 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "A glimpse inside Ray's Place", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03052002"], ["Wed Mar 06 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "A fee!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03062002"], ["Thu Mar 07 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Todd's theft / the baby clothes", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072002"], ["Fri Mar 08 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Hell Yes I'm telling you about some Latin shit!", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082002"], ["Mon Mar 11 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "Is it a lie? Or is it an ass?", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112002"], ["Tue Mar 12 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day I", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002"], ["Wed Mar 13 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day II", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03132002"], ["Thu Mar 14 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day III", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03142002"], ["Fri Mar 15 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day IV", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03152002"], ["Mon Mar 18 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day V", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03182002"], ["Tue Mar 19 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day VI", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03192002"], ["Wed Mar 20 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day VII", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03202002"], ["Thu Mar 21 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day VIII", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03212002"], ["Fri Mar 22 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day IX", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03222002"], ["Mon Mar 25 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day X", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252002"], ["Tue Mar 26 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XI", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262002"], ["Wed Mar 27 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XII: Names", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272002"], ["Thu Mar 28 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XIII: Dancing", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03282002"], ["Fri Mar 29 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XIV: Lie Bot's Friends", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292002"], ["Mon Apr 01 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XV", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04012002"], ["Tue Apr 02 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XVI: Vlad", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04022002"], ["Wed Apr 03 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XVII: Hope Springs Eternal", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04032002"], ["Thu Apr 04 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XVIII: Little Nephew", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04042002"], ["Fri Apr 05 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)", "The Party: Day XIX: Chucklebot News", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04052002"], ["Mon Apr 08 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "The Party: Day XX: man-to-man", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082002"], ["Tue Apr 09 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head", "https://achewood.com/index.php?date=04092002"], ["Wed Apr 10 2002 12:00:00 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)", "The Party: Day XXII: No is Philippe. 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