in_file.rb

module BS

	@@bob_says =
{"chat"=>"Just because I'm called 'chat' doesn't mean I want to!", "nasty"=>"Who are YOU calling 'nasty'?!?", "sorry"=>"I may accept your apology. I need to think about it.", "computer"=>"Who you callin' 'Computer', chump? This isn't the Enterprise.", "fuck"=>"Language! I'll wash your mouth out with soap if you keep that up!", "shit"=>"Hey, there are preschool toys present!", "stupid"=>"Mama always said, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' \n\nDo you think Sally Field was typecast?", "jaime"=>"you", "im"=>"you are", "hi"=>"Hello.", "bob"=>"I", "yes"=>"affirmative", "learn"=>"gain knowlegde", "like"=>"enjoy or seek out", "you"=>"Bob"}

puts 'Hello there, I\'m Bob.'

end