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<h1><a class="homelink" href="https://ahoylemon.xyz"><span class="small">Hi, my name is </span><span class="big">Lemon.</span></a>
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<p>I do a podcast called The F Plus and I also make weird little projects when I can find the time.</p>
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<h3 class="header">Upcoming Talks</h3>
<ul class="talks">
<li><a class="conference" href="http://www.kcdc.info/">KCDC</a>
<div class="title">CMS Speed Dating</div>
<time>July 18th, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Kansas City, MO</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="http://www.kcdc.info/">KCDC</a>
<div class="title">I'm Gonna Make You Stop Hating CSS.</div>
<time>July 19th, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Kansas City, MO</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="https://pubconf.io/">PubConf KC</a>
<div class="title">Oops! We Made Simpsons Porn?</div>
<time>July 19th, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Kansas City, MO</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="http://www.codepalousa.com/">Code PaLOUsa</a>
<div class="title">I'm Gonna Make You Stop Hating CSS.</div>
<time>August 21, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Louisville, KY</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="http://www.codepalousa.com/">Code PaLOUsa</a>
<div class="title">CMS Speed Dating</div>
<time>August 22, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Louisville, KY</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="https://techorama.nl/">Techorama NL</a>
<div class="title">Shrink The Web!</div>
<time>October 1, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Ede, Netherlands</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="https://techorama.nl/">Techorama NL</a>
<div class="title">I'm Gonna Make You Stop Hating CSS.</div>
<time>October 2, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Ede, Netherlands</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="https://www.buildstuff.lt/">BuildStuff LT</a>
<div class="title">I'm Gonna Make You Stop Hating CSS.</div>
<time>November</time>
<div class="city">Vilnius, Lithuania</div>
</li>
<li><a class="conference" href="https://www.ukraine.buildstuff.events">BuildStuff UA</a>
<div class="title">I'm Gonna Make You Stop Hating CSS.</div>
<time>November</time>
<div class="city">Kiev, Ukraine</div>
</li>
</ul>
</section>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://futile.fun">
<div class="front big-logo" style="background-image:url(img/futile-512.png); background-position:bottom center;"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">futile 💀 fun </h3>
<p>An incremental game where you click Sisypus to push the rock uphill.</p>
<p>This was first launched for NDC {Sydney}</p>
<div class="launched">September 21, 2018</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://ahoylemon.github.io/pretend.world">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#E6E1C5"><img class="logo" src="svg/pretend.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">PRETEND 🌐 WORLD</h3>
<p>You are at a party of celebrity impersonators. It's up to you to guess which ones.</p>
<p>This was first launched for KCDC X</p>
<div class="launched">July 12th, 2018</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://trumps.pw">
<div class="front big-logo" style="background-image:url(img/gold3.jpg); background-position:bottom center;"><img class="logo" src="svg/trumps.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Trump Family Passwords</h3>
<p>This is a great and good service for members of the Trump family where Trumps can enter in their passwords to <i>earn points!</i></p>
<div class="launched">December 4th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://damn.dog">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#222730;"><img class="logo" src="svg/damndog.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">damn.dog</h3>
<p>The game that shows you an actual WikiHow illustration, and asks you which actual Wikihow article it came from.</p>
<p>Called "The Best Game On The Internet" by Gizmodo, this project has been the subject of literally hundreds of YouTube videos.</p>
<div class="launched">February 4th, 2016</div>
</div></a></figure>
<section class="card talk-list previous">
<h3 class="header">Previous Talks</h3>
<div class="talks">
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/ndc-oslo-scooter.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">NDC {Oslo}</div>
<time>June 19th, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Oslo, Norway</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/ndc-minnesota-2019.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">NDC {Minnesota}</div>
<time>May 8th, 2019</time>
<div class="city">St. Paul, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/pubconf-mn-2019.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">PubConf MN</div>
<time>May 8th, 2019</time>
<div class="city">St. Paul, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/minnebar-2019.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">Minnebar</div>
<time>April 27, 2019</time>
<div class="city">Richfield, MO</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/devup-delorean.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">dev up</div>
<time>October 10th, 2018</time>
<div class="city">St. Louis, MO</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/pubconf-sydney-group.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">PubConf Sydney</div>
<time>September 21st, 2018</time>
<div class="city">Sydney, NSW</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/ndc-sydney-score.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">NDC {Sydney}</div>
<time>September 21st, 2018</time>
<div class="city">Sydney, NSW</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/pubconf-kc-2018.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">PubConf KC</div>
<time>July 13th, 2018</time>
<div class="city">Kansas City, MO</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/kcdc-2018.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">KCDC X</div>
<time>July 13th, 2018</time>
<div class="city">Kansas City, MO</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/pubconf-mn-2018.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">PubConf MN</div>
<time>May 10th, 2018</time>
<div class="city">St. Paul, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/ndc-minnesota-2018.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">NDC {Minnesota}</div>
<time>May 10th, 2018</time>
<div class="city">St. Paul, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/minnebar-2018.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">Minnebar</div>
<time>April 14th, 2018</time>
<div class="city">Richfield, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/pubconf-mn-2017.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">PubConf Mpls</div>
<time>April 21th, 2017</time>
<div class="city">Minneapolis, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
<div class="talk">
<figure style="background-image:url(img/talks/minnebar-2016.jpg)"></figure>
<figcaption>
<div class="conference">Minnebar</div>
<time>April 23th, 2016</time>
<div class="city">Richfield, MN</div>
</figcaption>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://greatsex.tips">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#ef2525;"><img class="logo" src="svg/greatsex.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Great Sex Tips!</h3>
<p>Birthed from a conversation about the editing process of Cosmo's sex tips, this is a site that generates hetero sex advice for women to please their men. How exhilerating!</p>
<div class="launched">November 13th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://idiots.win">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#f1da5e;"><img class="logo" src="svg/idiots.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">idiots.win</h3>
<p>The game that challenges you to figure out what people are searching for on Google.</p>
<p>idiots.win takes a search query, sends it to Google for autocomplete suggestions, then randomizes them and asks you to guess the top.</p>
<div class="launched">June 2nd, 2016</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://2un.ltd">
<div class="front" style="background-image:url(svg/2unltd-card.svg)"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">2UN 🔵 LTD</h3>
<p>This is a very important website that asks if if you're ready for this. And if you <i>are </i>ready for this, appropriate measures will be taken.</p>
<div class="launched">April 21st, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://partypartypartyparty.party">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;"><img class="logo" src="img/party.png"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY</h3>
<p>This is a button to help you party.</p>
<div class="launched">September 26th, 2016</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://dumb.men">
<div class="front" style="background-image:url(img/men-background.png); background-position:bottom center;"><img class="logo" src="img/men-foreground.png"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">dumb.men</h3>
<p>This is a online web experience when men rain down from the sky! What kind of men? Well, it's up to you to find out.</p>
<div class="launched">November 4th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=club.badaccent">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#a5ed83;"><img class="logo" src="svg/badaccent.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Bad Accent Club</h3>
<p>The Android game that puts your friends' accents to the test (and they will usually fail the test).</p>
<div class="launched">August 18th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://youtu.be/4YRuHRvniJM">
<div class="front" style="background-image:url(img/irl.jpg)"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Me Making Websites IRL</h3>
<p>Using an open source software called "Gource", I made this 3.5 minute YouTube video documenting the process of building most of the websites on this list, set to a Paper Chase song.</p>
<p>Not incredibly informative, but fun to look at.</p>
<div class="launched">December 19th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://ahoylemon.github.io/jerking.online">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#f0f1f2;"><img class="logo" src="svg/fist.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Jerking Online</h3>
<p>Working from a shockingly long list of fake porn titles my friends and I have come up with, this site promises new titles every day.</p>
<p>Cause it makes me giggle.</p>
<div class="launched">January 6th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://ahoylemon.github.io/verifiable.win">
<div class="front" style="background:linear-gradient(to bottom, #4ac29a, #bdfff3);"><img class="logo" src="svg/verifiable.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Verifiable Win</h3>
<p>Launched as part of a talk at NDC Minnesota 2018, this is a site to demonstrate you're right about whatever you think.</p>
<div class="launched">May 10th, 2018</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://twitter.com/rickross_daily">
<div class="front" style="background-image:url(img/gold2.jpg);"><img class="logo" src="img/ross_circle.png"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">@rickross_daily</h3>
<p>This twitterbot (which was either the idea of JW Friedman or myself, we can't remember) will inform you what Rick Ross is doing every day, every day.</p>
<div class="launched">September 5th, 2017</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#EDF4F4;"><img class="logo" src="svg/swift.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">pl_swiftwater</h3>
<p>My friend Schwa and I collaborated on a Team Fortress 2 map called Swiftwater. He did the geometry, I did the art assets and built the story of a bottled water company at war with a chemical mining concern.</p>
<p>In 2016, it was bought by Valve and made official.</p>
<div class="launched">July 7th, 2016</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://ahoylemon.github.io/frankwest">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#e8d4ad;"><img class="logo" src="svg/frankwest.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Frank West Pronounces Emoticons</h3>
<p>Frank West sometimes pronounces emoticons. And now, via this soundboard, he does it on your command.</p>
<p>Even in comparison to the other sites on this page, this one is really stupid.</p>
<div class="launched">June 15th, 2016</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hamilton-to-doom/hkedheclgkcdkjabeklkiifpbhlnaknd?hl=en-US&gl=US">
<div class="front" style="background-image:url(img/gold.jpg);"><img class="logo" src="img/doom320.png"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Hamilton -> DOOM</h3>
<p>This is a simple Chrome extension that replaces all instances of "Hamilton" with "the video game DOOM". For obvious reasons.</p>
<div class="launched">November 19th, 2016</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://ahoylemon.github.io/sf-firings">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#e8d4ad;"><img class="logo" src="img/firings.png"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">Recent Firings In San Francisco</h3>
<p>I wanted to make a site that would give the user up-the-second updates of who was just fired in the San Francisco Tech Industry.</p>
<p>In reality, it just works an alogorithm to generate random strings.</p>
<div class="launched">October 14th, 2015</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="https://thefpl.us">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#dedcee;"><img class="logo" src="svg/thefplus.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">The F Plus</h3>
<p>I do a podcast, and also work a fair amount on the website for that podcast, which is a complicated piece of web development.</p>
<p>That said, I'm pretty happy with how this whole thing works.</p>
<div class="launched">December 14th, 2014</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://ballp.it">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#150f34;"><img class="logo" src="svg/ballpit.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">ballp.it</h3>
<p>ballp.it is the forum set up to support the community that surrounds The F Plus. It uses PHP software called SMF, but has been modified heavily.</p>
<div class="launched">February 16th, 2013</div>
</div></a></figure>
<figure class="card"><a class="flipper" href="http://ahoylemon.github.io/wrongest.website">
<div class="front" style="background-color:#2d2929;"><img class="logo" src="svg/wrongest.svg"></div>
<div class="back">
<h3 class="title">The Wrongest Words</h3>
<p>The Wrongest Words was a multiplayer card game where players had to defend the very stupid statements in front of them. It has been retired.</p>
<div class="launched">March 26, 2015</div>
<p>Retired: <b>March 20th, 2017 </b></p>
</div></a></figure>
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