random-github-status/stats.json at main · 4uffin/random-github-status · GitHub

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{
    "total_attempts": 1460,
    "success_count": 1460,
    "failure_count": 0,
    "error_rate_percent": "0.0%",
    "last_run": "2026-09-09 00:01:04 UTC",
    "last_error": "None",
    "history": [
        {
            "time": "2026-09-09 00:01:04 UTC",
            "status": "Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.",
            "emoji": ":sparkles:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-08 21:45:37 UTC",
            "status": "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Michael Scott",
            "emoji": ""
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-08 18:29:26 UTC",
            "status": "Did I stutter?",
            "emoji": ""
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-08 14:21:57 UTC",
            "status": "The BIOS is the boss.",
            "emoji": ""
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-08 09:31:32 UTC",
            "status": "Abstractions all the way down",
            "emoji": ":arrow_down:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-08 04:21:11 UTC",
            "status": " ",
            "emoji": ":mouse_three_button:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-07 23:25:02 UTC",
            "status": "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.",
            "emoji": ":red_circle:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-07 20:27:10 UTC",
            "status": "It's a driver issue.",
            "emoji": ""
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-07 16:22:39 UTC",
            "status": "Premature abstraction is a trap.",
            "emoji": ":fishing_pole_and_fish:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-07 10:06:58 UTC",
            "status": "One man's constant is another man's variable.",
            "emoji": ""
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-07 04:20:47 UTC",
            "status": "It's not a bug, it's a feature",
            "emoji": ":beetle:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-06 23:44:04 UTC",
            "status": " ",
            "emoji": ":microscope:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-06 21:12:49 UTC",
            "status": "Dial-up noises intensifying",
            "emoji": ":telephone_receiver:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-06 19:01:08 UTC",
            "status": " ",
            "emoji": ":level_slider:"
        },
        {
            "time": "2026-09-06 16:52:03 UTC",
            "status": "You shall not pass!",
            "emoji": ":man_mage:"
        }
    ],
    "status_pool_count": 389
}